Apr 17, 2013 7:00pm PDT
., copulation, fornication, doing it, mary jane, angel dust. the big apple. which is why everyone's always on the lookout for the latest sex enhancer aphrodisiac or ukrainian email promising to make lady say sex boom big big big big. well, the canadians, our neighbors who are always on top, have a new product to enhance intercourse. jim? >> sexcereal. that is it's name. it's being billed as the world's most passional cereal. it features special natural blends for both men and women. the promos are playful showing a couple at first bored in bed. then throw in some sex cereal and, of course, some sex, which we don't see. and the mood picks up. >> colbert: yes, the mood picks up when you throw in some sexcereal and some sex. its manufacturer claims it's part of a balanced breakfast. you'll need that balance when you're doing it in the brek fooft nook. that's why i'm giving a tip of the hat to sex-cereal for making sure we'll never skip breakfast ( cheers and applause ) by which again i mean sex. the old 23 skidoo. because at 6:30 a.m. with bleary eyes and breath like a landfill corpse,
Apr 19, 2013 9:30am PDT
brings you to the big apple? >> it's my first time here. we went to see "wicked" last night. >> stephen: are you going to score any weed? >> i don't know about that? >> >> stephen: just make sure you do it legally by asking a cop where to smoke pot. ( laughter ). i doped up quite an appetite. mmm-mmm-mmm. yes, my good man, hello, where are you from? >> i'm from egypt. >> stephen: you're from egypt. >> do you want some ketchup? >> >> stephen: no, ketchup is for puzzies. got it, got it, right. hi, i'm steve c. i love ice cream. and i love giant heads and tiny bodies. ( laughter ) there was just one more item left on my times square bucket list. perhaps one of these young ladies could make my dreams come true. ♪ ♪ ( laughter ) i had never felt more alive. my day in the city was more than i had ever hoped for. ♪ start spreading the news i'm leaving today ♪ i want to be a part of it new york, new york ♪ these ba-da-bum something or other good day ♪ right to the very heart of it new york, new york. gloat ba-ba, with a bucket on my head. ♪ da-da just my face ♪ da-da red. ♪ i'